Anonymous: What are your two favor band 

Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones.

Anonymous: What color are your eyes and do you like disco? 

Blue and YES.

Oh god Stairway to Heaven. Everybody shut up for eight minutes.

Anonymous: I want your dick inside me! 

NO DON’T EAT RICHARD

Dear internetians.

I am bored. So please ask me your weird and entertaining questions.

Yours sincerely, 
Me